Backseat Passenger (cranklowza),

• A nightshift worker who heard a shattering of glass at his business, a rock someone had thrown near midnight with no other nearby businesses open that time of night
• He finished work and left in his car, nervous that he hadn’t caught the vandal yet – he realised he hadn’t locked the car, so did a quick backseat hand sweep to make sure nobody was there
• After he arrived home, he pulled out on his bike to head to his friend’s place when he heard someone cycling behind him – he stopped and saw a crazy smiling man ride past on his mum’s bike
• He heads back home to find the bike gone and his backside car door wide open