Babysitter (bondmaxbondrock),

• A story about a girl asked to babysit some kids – she sent them to bed around 9pm and went off to do her own thing watching TV and getting some homework done
• From inside the basement she heard rustling and pans falling over – instead of going down to check, she phones the police and informs them there might be someone down there
• Instead of a single patrolmen turning up at the house, an entire SWAT team breaks in and searches the basement only to find a man who happened to be wanted for multiple cases of rape in the area – citing they heard someone listening in to her police phone call
• Suffice to say, she was glad not to have personally inspected the basement